FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Got questions? We've got answers. And possibly jokes.

How long does shipping take?

Orders typically arrive in 7-14 business days. Each shirt is printed on demand just for you, so please allow a few days for production before it ships. We know waiting is hard. Might we suggest staring at the wall until it arrives?

Do you ship internationally?

Yes! We ship to the US, Canada, and most international destinations. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your location. Free shipping on orders over $50 USD.

What's your return policy?

Since every shirt is printed to order, we can only accept returns for defective items (misprints, damaged in shipping, wrong size sent). If something's off, email us with photos and we'll make it right. We're not monsters.

How do your shirts fit?

Our tees are unisex with a classic fit — not too tight, not a tent. They run true to size. When in doubt, size up. A slightly oversized meme shirt is always a vibe.

  • Fabric: 100% preshrunk cotton (5.3 oz heavyweight)
  • Fit: Classic unisex — relaxed through the body
  • Sizes: S through 5XL

How do I track my order?

Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email. If you can't find it, check your spam folder — it's probably hanging out with those "You've won a cruise!" emails. You can also check your order status by logging into your account.

Can I cancel or change my order?

Since we start printing pretty quickly, we can only cancel or modify orders within a few hours of purchase. Shoot us an email ASAP and we'll do our best.

How should I wash my shirt?

To keep your shirt looking fresh:

  • Wash inside out in cold water
  • Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry
  • Do NOT iron directly on the print (unless you want a modern art piece)
  • No bleach. The shirt didn't do anything to deserve that.

Do you have a size guide?

Check out our Size Guide page for detailed measurements on every size from S to 5XL.

Are your shirts ethically made?

Yes. Our shirts are printed on premium blanks that are Oeko-Tex certified (meaning no harmful chemicals), made with US-grown cotton. Our print-on-demand model also means zero waste — we only print what you order.

I have a question that isn't here.

Hit us up on our Contact page and we'll get back to you faster than your brain can go AFK.